i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck
things that shouldn’t be as difficult as they are:
- dealing with spiders
- buying bras in the right size
- purchasing pads or tampons without getting embarrassed
- devouring the souls of my enemies
- getting out of bed in the morning
- ordering food over the phone
- using public transport
why the hell is ‘devouring the souls of my enemies’ up here?
it’s not that hard.
going from “i just want to cuddle up and be cute” to “i want to rip your clothes off and pin you against the wall” takes me approximately 0.94 seconds
"BREAKING NEWS: The Duchess of Cambridge has just checked in to Queen Mary’s Hospital in London where she is set to give birth. More details soon."
@SkyNewsRoyal (via crownprincely)
And my first thought is…”Did Chris Colfer leave the UK yet? He’d want to be in town to greet his new cousin.”
A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.
yeah you guys follow me on this site but will you follow me into battle?
one of the most annoying things about me is that i constantly need to be reassured that you haven’t started hating me for some reason